Dear Valued Customer,
I am writing to thank you for your attendance last year at our Havoc Festival. Our brand new Sire of Insanity ride was a smash hit with children and adults of all ages. We have a new venue this year at the Kher Keep, which has been freshly refurbished and painted by the world’s most notoriously talented Blood Artist. It is a Grisly Spectacle that is sure to delight the whole family! We will be returning some of your favorite performers and acts to frighten and titillate you. Chandra, the Firebrand, everyone’s favorite fire-breather, will roast your marshmallows with the puff of her breath. Vraska the Unseen hasn’t actually been seen since that mishap on Thespian’s Stage, but rest assured, just because you can’t see her doesn’t mean we have lost her. We will also be debuting one the MOST AMAZING, ACTUAL TERRIFYING magicians to ever join the Rakdos, Lord of Riots Carnival and Extravaganza. Our very own Mikaeus, the Unhallowed has returned to us from his Ancient Tomb. He will conjure Triskelion right before your very eyes; while our Puppeteer Clique makes them dance to the pull of the Chaos Moon.
There will of course be hundreds of games to test your mind and physical might on Blasphemous Act Blvd. Make sure you stop in and test your luck at our newest addition, Game of Chaos for a possible chance encounter with a Fickle Efreet. Enter the Black Market, located across the alley from Blasphemous Act Blvd., to see Spiteful Visions. Stop in and visit the Sadistic Hypnotist, but be careful when turning over control of one’s mind for their is always repercussion.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize again for the Misfortune that befell some of our dear and valued patrons at last year’s Havoc Festival. I give you my solemn word that Rakdos, Lord of Riots Carnival and Extravganza had no idea our Keeper of Kookus had a drinking problem. Rest assured, the Keeper was firmly reprimanded and is receiving all appropriate rehabilitation at the Temple of the False God. While our Keeper of Kookus is away, we will of course not be traveling with Kookus, dear Sir/Madam, so there is no need for the Endless Whispers. To make sure something like this never occurs again, we have hired a new Rakdos Ringleader to oversee operations, acts, and animals. Speaking of animals, we have captured and will be presenting to your unbelieving eyes a real Carnival Hellsteed.
For this one time only, we are offering a discounted price of one soul. The Harvester of Souls will of course be ready to negotiate beginning at Sun Droplet and continuing until Night Terrors commence. The soul is not required to be your own but please see the Murderous Redcap regarding extractions.
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